The Steadfast Guard of Obrimenja Filipino Guard is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.395 billion Obrimenjans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.3%.

The Obrimenja Filipino Guardian economy, worth 143 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 60,028 kronor, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 200,169 per year while the poor average 13,401, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Eight-year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, and suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Obrimenja Filipino Guard's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Obrimenja Filipino Guard is ranked 266,123^rd in the world and 127^th in Philippines for Most Patriotic, with 0.93 flags saluted per person per day.